Rediscover stuff forgotten
Busted, broken, dusty, rotten
Boredom hit a new rock bottom?
“Let's clear out the shed”
Didn't know such junk existed
Scrap and crap piles all z-listed
It's a task to be resisted
“Let's clear out the shed”
“Let's clear out the shed”
“Let's clear out the shed”
Much prefer to eat my head
“Let's clear out the shed”
Never was one for spring cleaning
Who cares if this place is gleaming?
Tear your hair out then start screaming
“Let's clear out the shed”
Bike bits, wallpaper and paint pots
Plugs, rugs, cracked mugs, I don't know what
Chipped tiles, lino - bin the whole lot
“Let's clear out the shed”
“Let's clear out the shed”
“Let's clear out the shed”
Rather shoot myself instead
“Let's clear out the shed”
It's a task I've not requested
Mixing with the rat-infested
Have to get myself blood-tested
“Let's clear out the shed”
Garbage? What a huge selection
Mouldy mattress for rejection
Condoms unfit for protection
“Let's clear out the shed”
“Let's clear out the shed”
“Let's clear out the shed”
Find a body, long since dead
“Let's clear out the shed”
“Let's clear out the shed”
“Let's clear out the shed”
What's the job that you most dread?
By Neal Zetter
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